Heterosexuality is destroying this nation

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Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

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can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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