coward:

shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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dingoinnuendo:

adults with shitty opinions that refuse to listen to anyone younger than them need to fuck off

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shubbabang:

if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone

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tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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I want all of my lasts to be with you. Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)

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